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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster"
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"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because very few of them know how to dance."
"I should start to buy, slaughter and sell baby camels that way I can sell young camel toe."
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"
"I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"
"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"
"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"