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Joke of the Day

"RT if you think it's sad when people use social media in an obvious attempt to feel something, anything. RT if you disagree."

"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"

"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"

"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"

"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."

"Cats are just fuzzy plants that hate you."

"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""

"Why is oxygen like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Roger Goodell"

"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."