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Joke of the Day
"Horses make the best companions Because they have stable relationships."
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"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."
"What do you call a communist sniper Marxman"
"If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting"
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"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"
"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."
"Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?"
"What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years? Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016"
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"