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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a pilot in the air force But they said I didn't have the right altitude."

"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"

"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"

"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."

"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."

"My friend tried to kill herself by taking 20 advil. I was very upset by this and I asked her ""Why take 20 advil when you can just take 2 aleve?"

"Relationship status bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore."

"Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house? Because he might Pikachu!"

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"This happened over the weekend I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again."