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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong *walked on the moon* but Michael Jackson was a *pedophile.*"

"Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce"

"What do you call a struggling artist? Baroque."

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."

"If you love something set it on fire. If it doesn't die, you have a dragon."

"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""

"What do you call a perverted fat knight? Sir Cum Ferrance"

"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."