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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."

"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"

"How did the constipated mathematician solve the problem? He worked out with a pencil."

"I vote for less election coverage"

"""can i smoke in here?"" ""sure go ahead sir"" ""thanks"" *lights scented candle* ""can i scatter rose petals in here?"" ""erm- ""can i dim the lights"

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."

"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."

"A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him: -Shh bby is ok"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"