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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a struggling artist? Baroque."
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"Why does Donald Trump take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."
"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Nut? The wallnut."
"Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel? He said ""I wanna two sheet onna the bed""."
"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."
"If I ever met an exact duplicate of myself I wouldn't hang out with him. I'm too cool for that fucking nerd"
"Two blondes at the movie:"" Pst, the guy next to me is masturbating!""says one ""just ignore him"" answers her friend. ""But I can't ! He's using my hand!""replies the first blonde"
"At the next election I am going to vote for the NSA Because they listen to the voters even after the elections."
"My 'home to pants off' speed ratio is unparalleled."