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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
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"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"
"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."
"Flew out of top hat. Flew out of limousine. Flew out of church. -Dove Resume"
"If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"
"Apparently, you can only say ""Look at you! You got so big!"" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?"
"Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life"
"I plan to retire at 30. The used tire business is just calling my name."
"I had such a great masturbation session last night... that when I woke up in the morning my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast."
"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""