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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
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"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"
"I had some extra money laying around I was going to invest in quick sand... ...but the deal fell through."
"Why do tampons find it so hard to make friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."
"I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased her down and beat her to death."
"Me: I need to know what your office drug policy is. Him: No drugs. Me: Got it... Do you consider the parking lot to be part of the office?"
"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."
"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm a veterinarian Me: thank you for your service Date: veterinarian not veteran Me: ok but still"
"What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated."
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"