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Joke of the Day
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
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"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Caught my food taking a picture of me. When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog? What a creep."
"A Jew walks into a bar... ...and leaves"
"Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !"
"I don't like drug tests... They're not my cup of pee."
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"
"HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak"
"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."
"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."