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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !"

"Why was the paleontologist angry? Because he had a bone to pick."

"Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Don't step outside tonight at 11:59pm You might not make it back till next year"

"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"

"[at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no"

"How do you get over trophobia? Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight"

"What's the difference between stew haters and steers."