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Joke of the Day
"How do you get over trophobia? Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight"
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"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."
"Somebody told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I'm really glad I went for a second opinion before my surgery."
"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."
"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"
"""Stop pestering me. I'm trying to do my job."" -Major Tom to ground control"
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"