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Joke of the Day
"Why was the paleontologist angry? Because he had a bone to pick."
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"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."
"Me: I asked the waitress for diet Coke and she thought I said rum and Coke. Boss: 5 times? Me: Yeah I guess. B: ..... M: HR again?"
"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"
"wife: Did you work late? [flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep"
"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."
"Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat Hee Grand Damen Fruehling Herbst elegant Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat"
"How are anal sex and spinach the same? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you're going to hate it as an adult."
"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."