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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of a basic bitch? An acidic bitch."
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"The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't"
"I'm a lot like a midget orgy I've got a lot of short comings."
"I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it..."
"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
"Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names."
"Confession: I masturbate. Damn, that felt good."
"My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places... Like home. Go home."
"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."