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Joke of the Day

"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""

"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."

"I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?"

"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"

"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."

"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."

"Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse."

"Did you hear about the horny Asian janitor? First he wax on, then he wax off!"

"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"