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Joke of the Day

"I had a one night stand with a girl who was missing a limb Afterwards she wasn't too happy with me, we got off on the wrong foot."

"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"

"A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."""

"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"

"[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea"

"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."

"So, Joan Rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week."

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."

"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."