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Joke of the Day

"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"

"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"I use to worked with an 82 year old. He always had extremely vulgar jokes. ""Hey Ken, got any new jokes?"" 'Nope, didn't go to Church this week.'"

"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"i only watch superbowl for the commercials.i am unsure how to spend my surplus income &desperately need suggestions via talking animals"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""

"Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he's back in town and wants your number"