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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? Shitpost."

"COP: Anything you say can and will be used against you-- ME: Handcuff keys COP (to his partner): Damn, this guy's good"

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"

"What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What Men Know About Women"""

"Did you hear about the cannibal? He dumped his girlfriend...*flies away*"

"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"

"Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor."

"How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically"

"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."