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Joke of the Day

"Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor."

"Why are black people always wrong? They have no rights."

"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."

"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"

"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me."

"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"

"I raise the acceptable weight limit of potential sex partners everyday I go without getting laid. Today I hit 2 tons."

"What do you call a confused Chinese guy? Wong Wei"

"I like my rape jokes how I like my rape victims... Not taken seriously."