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Joke of the Day
"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."
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"My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. Her nipples were pierced."
"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."
"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"
"I once went five years without having sex then I turned six and my uncle raped me"
"The gang's all here A horse, a blonde, a redneck, a priest, a rabbi, and the president all walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""
"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."
"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"