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Joke of the Day

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."

"My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!"

"When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them."

"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""

"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."

"What is Blair Walsh's favorite song? I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him"

"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"Those Essex Girls Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!"