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Joke of the Day

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"

"Best Joke Ever... This US presidential election. Yup, I went there..."

"instead of a fancy wedding cake how about get a cool expert karate guy to roundhouse kick cupcakes into everyone's mouths"

"You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number"

"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."

"Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about."

"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."

"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."

"Why does the easter bunny hide all the eggs? Because he doesnt want anybody to know he is fucking the chicken."