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Joke of the Day

"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."

"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"

"Are you guys all right? No, you're all left. (Stolen from a master comedian from x factor)"

"I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure."

"""I hate karaoke."" ""It's pronounced kah-rah-oh-keh."" ""Now, I hate you too."""

"Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? I guess they weren't making enough dough"

"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""

"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"