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Joke of the Day

"Weird how people always die in groups of 3's... or 5's or 78's or however you group them cause there's lots of people & we all die."

"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

"How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection."

"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"

"I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night."

"What has four legs but isn't alive? A Dead Dog"

"What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron"

"What does Lamar Odom have in common with a hooker? Excellent ball control."

"You drive a truck your whole life... and no one calls you a trucker; You suck one cock and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker!"