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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"

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"Dog Jokes I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him."
"My description of today's front page... BEARY FUNNY!!!! http://i.imgur.com/en5msOs.png"
"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""
"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"
"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"
"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."
"*at the confessional Priest: .'..and do you repent? Do you plan to repeat these sins?' Me: 'You mean, like, ever?'"