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Joke of the Day
"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."
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"So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said ""Tenpin?"" I said, ""No, it's a permanent job."" - Tim Vine, King of the one liners."
"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."
"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"
"There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves. He's a corgi-ographer."
"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."
"Some people just need to change their status updates to, ""Needs attention."""
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick-pocket snatches watches."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"