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Joke of the Day

"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"

"Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder."

"I prefer Protestant orange juice to Catholic orange juice... It's Pulp-free"

"I am going to be arrested today! Because I will be snowden!"

"Just heard a 15 year old call an autobiography a word selfie *points finger gun at mouth* *pulls trigger*"

"A child asks his father how to be happy. He replied, ""I never knew what real happiness was until I got married..."" ""...and then it was too late."""

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."

"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."

"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"

"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"