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Joke of the Day

"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."

"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"

"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"

"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."

"I redid my fence yesterday. It needed to be reposted."

"[steps off treadmill] ""Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"" ""Shall I call an ambulance?"" ""Please."""

"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."

"Madonna falls off stage apparently she was supposed to untie her cape so that her dancers could rip it off her. i guess madonna is not as good at pulling things off as she used to be."