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Joke of the Day
"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"
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"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay a garbanzo bean $100 to go on my face."
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."
"What kind of mushroom gets beat up the most? A shiitake mushroom"
"[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day"
"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."
"""I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."" ""How do you know?"" ""You're still here!"""
"Do you know why I only date black girls? Because I hate the awkwardness of meeting a girlfriend's dad"