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Joke of the Day

"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"

"I want a job cleaning mirrors... It's something I could really see myself doing."

"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"

"In the presidential election, who does the elephant vote for? Donald Trunk."

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"

"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"