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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why I only date black girls? Because I hate the awkwardness of meeting a girlfriend's dad"

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."

"I hate when I forget to shave then people assume I'm a hippy and start talking about recycling."

"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."

"How do you milk an almond?"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."

"John 10:26 Holy shit I gotta get up for work!"

"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"

"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline"