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Joke of the Day

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"

"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either."

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?"

"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"

"[sex addiction group] ""Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"""