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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"

"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"As a kid, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice It cost my parents a fortune in saffron..."

"""Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!"" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks"

"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."

"What you call a penis that doesn't satisfy a woman? Yours"

"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"

"What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems."

"Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier."

"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."