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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar... The 3rd one ducked."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."

"How do you know princess diana had dandruff? Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard."

"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A Juan-Ton"

"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"

"5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would ""have a piece of cheese and calm down"" So, yeah, she's mine."

"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."