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Joke of the Day
"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
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"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."
"To the person who created the first ""Knock, Knock"" joke.... That person should totally have won the No Bell prize."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."
"What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ? Nothing."
"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."
"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."
"A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism"
"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""