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Joke of the Day
"Is it offensive to refer to Egyptians as ""mummies""?"
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"You'll NEVER guess who I came across the other day... your MOM!"
"What do you call the money a prostitute makes? Incum"
"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"
"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""
"it's just so crazy to think that kids born in 14 will be turning 2000 this year"
"In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel."
"What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet? Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)"
"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."