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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone have experience flipping tables? Im sure i do."

"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."

"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."

"Rob thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on *to copilot* STOP CRYING, ROB WILL HELP"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"

"Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to."

"What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get"

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"Do you like puns? Then I'll pun you in the face!"

"What does a blonde say after having sex? ""Are you all on the same team?"""