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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an abusive pothead? A weed whacker."
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"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"
"""Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?"" ""No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"
"""Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."""
"What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !"
"In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering."
"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"
"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"
"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."
"I heard thatZoolander 2 was worse than the Holocaust... At least the Holocaust was organized."