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Joke of the Day
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
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"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"
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"Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !"
"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."
"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"
"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."
"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower.. and fucking liars."
"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"