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Joke of the Day

"My Friends Call Me A Pedophile Because she's 18 and I'm 30, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin our seven year anniversary."

"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."

"What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press"

"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."

"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."

"In last night's debate Rick Santorum said ""I can win blue states"" bwahahahahahahhahahha"

"Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17? Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even."

"The roulette dealer had a unique personality. He had a different spin on everything."