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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? it's butt."

"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."

"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""

"My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas."

"Haven't worn a bra in 4 days.... I love being a man"

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""

"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"

"I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......"

"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."