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Joke of the Day

"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"

"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"

"me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time! hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you...know how jobs work"

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."

"I once had a friend named Chance... But he was just too damn unreliable... I'll show myself out, stage right"

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"

"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."

"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 19 . Got a problem with that?"

"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."