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Joke of the Day
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"
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"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."
"Everytime I play Monopoly I get this dad joke. http://imgur.com/bbMl41W"
"A guy pissed off 7 bears and is getting chased! How do you describe the bears? Fast and Furious 7"
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""
"[wife yelling in waterpark] ""BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR"" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER"
"The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet."
"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"
"Why was the women unable to leave the boutique? She couldn't find the Dior"