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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."
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"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."
"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."
"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"
"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""
"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"Got a call saying my son got caught lying, cheating & was being expelled. I don't have a son. That kid is one damn good liar"
"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Made the mistake of dropping my pants when my dentist put on latex gloves."