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Joke of the Day

"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."

"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"

"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"

"Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"

"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"

"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."

"ME: This car's perfect except for one thing WIFE: Yes, there's no room for the childre- ME: [finds cup holder] lol I was wrong, it's perfect"

"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."