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Joke of the Day
"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."
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"8yo: Ghosts real? Me: No! 4yo: I heard groaning last night 8yo: & a bed squeaking and moaning 4yo: What was that? Me: .. Them: .. Me: Ghosts"
"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."
"Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir"
"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? He found a hare in his bed."
"How do you make a witch scratch? Remove the w"
"So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka"""
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"
"Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over"
"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."