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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"
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"Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals? Because Noel."
"Contest in a girl's college write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story Oh god I am pregnant I wonder who did it"
"I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend... Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes."
"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."
"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"
"Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact the police refuse to treat as suspicious"
"What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo"