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Joke of the Day
"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"
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"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."
"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."
"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"
"The nice thing is that now that Ricky Martin has come out of the closet there's enough room for Ryan Seacrest to stretch his legs in there."
"What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments? Violint"
"So a priest, a pedophile and rapist walk into a bar ...he orders a drink"
"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."
"Twice the cold doth striketh A dog, a ski cabin, and a leather jacket walk into the electric cloud being and merge into the one true demongod."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"