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Joke of the Day

"An anti-joke about lawyers. Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers."

"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."

"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."

"Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt."

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr"

"A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."""

"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."