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Joke of the Day

"According to all these ""note to self"" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean"

"People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing ""Happy Birthday"" at a restaurant for a stranger"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups? Because the border says ""No TRESpassing"""

"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."

"What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B"

"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."

"[phone rings] Guy: is your refrigerator running? Me: yes my refrigerator is runn- Fridge [grabs phone]: hello? Yeah actually I do crossfit"

"Don't trust anyone who wants to ""get you out of your comfort zone."" Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!"

"You guys hear the one about the Middle Eastern guy? He wanted to be a terrorist but then he'd just falafel."

"I walked into a Jamaican cafe, I was hungry and a' thirstin'. I asked the barman for a tot of navy rum and a pie of some description. He said we got no rum and no pies, no rum and no pies."