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Joke of the Day

"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."

"What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest."

"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"

"The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis. I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME."

"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."

"I tried to catch the essence of American football It's like you got a pretty big can of cold beer and on the other side of field your best buddy dying from hangover"

"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."

"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."

"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"

"TIFU when my parents weren't home. turns out it is really hard getting your dick out of a dvd once you get erect"