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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"
Next Joke
"Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong."
"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."
"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."
"I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex."
"What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef strokinoff"
"Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes"
"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"